Silly Chilly Thoughts – RJP

1.
Paymaani       - Chennai bashai la thitturaanga
Pay maa nee  - Wife-a paisa pay panna solraru

2.
One English guy        : How did you say Good Morning in Tamil?
Tamil guy                : Vanakam
English guy              : Wanna-come…? What if I don’t wanna come..?
Tamil guy                : Yov..! Poyaa..!!

3.
In the matrimony sites the default settings are all with the focus on girls & in all the financial, payments, products sites on guys. Why it’s so?

4.
My colleague shared this joke. Two cows were quietly eating grass for long time. Then suddenly
First Cow       : Maaahhh……
Next Cow       : You idiot… I was just gonna say that!

5.
Tum pass ayi… Next class poyi… Engitto nalla iru thaayi… 

Zindagi hum safar -> In life we suffer…

6.
I have asked my friend Arunachalam “Did you find your flower?”.

He replied saying,”Am just looking for the flower but my parents are looking for the Garden itself, astrologers were looking for the entire Milky way, bringing my life to the Highway, anyway let’s see…”

7.
How to differentiate whether some Indian male is from Kerala/Tamil Nadu or Andhra Pradesh/Karnataka or NorthIndia from their names?

Just one letter evaporates as you go up.

Tamil Nadu/Kerala     : Raman : Manoharan : Arjunan : Ganeshan
Andhra/Karnataka     : Rama   : Manohara  : Arjuna   : Ganesha
North India              : Ram    : Manohar    : Arjun     : Ganesh

Tamil Nadu/Kerala     : Rajan : Veeran  : Ravindran : Natarajan
Andhra/Karnataka     : Raja   : Veera   : Ravindra   : Nataraja
North India              : Raj     : Veer    : Ravinder   : Natraj

8.
So is there any similarity between Karnataka & Singalese? [Tamils hate both]
Sangakara, Jayasurya, Samaraveera, Premadasa, Malinga, etc.

9.
Harbhajan, Amitabh Bachan, R.D.Burman are having any connection with Tamil Nadu?

10.
As a converse can we bring some North Indian Names to Tamil through the same route as :
Kapil Dev – Kapil Deva – Kapil Devan
Gavaskar – Gavaskara – Gavaskaran
Amitabh – Amitabha – Amitabhan
Sanjay Dutt – Sanjaya Dutta – Sanjayan Duttan
Kalyan – Kalyana – Kalyanam
Vajpayee – Vajpayea – Vajpayen

R.J.Premkumar